monkeemama

I was born a feral child in the wilds near Lake Ontario Abandoned by my parents and left to fend for myself, I was later found by a group of beer lovin' hockey players who were playing a game on a nearby frozen lake. They took me into their camp and fed me a steady diet of Labatts Blue, maple syrup tapped from nearby trees and french fries with gravy on top. One of the players named Gordy Boitano later adopted me and christened me Gordy Junior (never mind that I was a girl). I was a rebellious child for I fell in love with baseball and not hockey. While my father wore nothing but Toronto Maple Leaf gear, I wore nothing but Toronto Blue Jays gear. My father grew to resent me (after all, the blue jays won two world series and the maple leafs couldn't win a one sided game of tic-tac-toe) I left home when I was 18 and met a light skinned mexican half-breed. We married and had three children, Gordy the 3rd, Hannah (named after the park for where I was found) and Raquel. And now, I live a docile life in Oregon where I go to bed each night and dream of Labatts beer, fresh maple syrup and french fries with gravy.

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Current Residence: Oregon
Favourite genre of music: Most everything except country, rap and hip-hop
Skin of choice: healthy
Favourite cartoon character: I'd break the internet if I listed all my favorite toon characters
Personal Quote: "Get bent"